people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Totally taking inspiration for Britney’s recent breakup. I admire her so much for dropping him (in a very public way) the second he disrespected her, because she’s fucking Britney Spears, she doesn’t deserve that. You go, Brit.
*uses empty cheeto’s bag as my purse*
your blog is good only because you reblogged all of it from me
Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
allergies are just natural selection’s way of saying “you gotta go son”
are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything
Send me ‘have you evers’ and I will reply with yes or no.